What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 13:47

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
How does a man look at you when he is in love?
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Which current F1 drivers should switch teams based on historical patterns?
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Chevy Corvette ZR1 Cleanly Smokes Ferrari And Lamborghini In A Race - CarBuzz
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
No, not a chance
What toxic behavior has been normalized by society?
Thumbs down again.
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Molly Jong-Fast on Human Frailty and Unlearning Erica Jong’s Lessons - Literary Hub
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the best reply if your boyfriend asks you,"why do you love me?"
—
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
In space, no one can hear you scream — But it still gets incredibly noisy - Salon.com
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
Trump administration’s deep cuts to public health leave system reeling - PBS
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Should you track your blood sugar with a continuous glucose monitor? - NPR
No way
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Smoking Weed and Eating Edibles Share This Surprising Health Risk - Gizmodo
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
Next, they tried...