What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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No, not a chance
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
How did you become popular in school?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?
Then came..
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Common blood pressure drug slows aging and boosts lifespan, even in older animals - Earth.com
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Just Forget it!
What do you wear when you are alone at home?
Still no good
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Which type of physical cable has fastest transmission speed?
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds
Unacceptable again!
Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Loons and Moons
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Astronomers see the 1st stars dispel darkness 13 billion years ago at 'Cosmic Dawn' - Space
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
How can MeTV Toons compete with other national broadcast TV networks?